VAPORIZERS (VETS)

If you're Cuban, and grew up in Miami, you definitely know what vaporizers are.  They're the funny little blue machines that gurgle at night with the essence of menthol. These were used in the early turn of the century by every Cuban mother to cure many ailments including, but not limited to, destemplanza (which is solely a Cuban ailment), asthma, bronchitis, and anything that would be cold and congestion related.

For those of you who are not Cuban, vaporizers are little machines that Marvin the Martian from the Bugs Bunny shows used occasionally without much result.  If you do find a vaporizer locally, and you probably could, we recommend that you use them on these:

Killer Lizards!           

If you can't vaporize them, call your local Vet, which is really what the letter V should have been about.

By the way, I have a great Vet story.  I took my dog in one time because he kept shaking his head...I just thought he didn't want to obey my commands.  The diagnostic test consisted of this: the Vet stuck his finger in my dog's ear, pulled it out, smelled it, and pronounced that he was ok.  Now THAT is a Vet.


1. Marmesh DVM 
    A local legend
    Phone: 305.448.2123
   
2. Knowles Animal Clinic 
    For over 80 years in Community Central Animal Clinic 24-Hour Clinic/7 days a week
    Phone: 305.649.1234

Please be advised that although we are familiar with these businesses and acknowledge their professional abilities, we do not recommend nor endorse any specific service(es) and/or business(es) and always encourage that you seek independent advise, written estimates and counsel of your choice before you undertake to perform, hire or pay for these or any related services.